I’ve got it! I’ve got it! Can you see my hand raised and waving?
I’ve got the answer … I know why Trump’s in the GOP primary campaign.
He’s a business man – Real Estate and construction. He acquires land, negotiates and builds.
The last thing he wants is to get stuck in the muck trying to build a Congress or a country.
So here’s what Trump really wants to do.
Trump’s using his GOP campaign to launch his “huuuygest” startup ever … TRUMP RBF WALLS! That’s Really Big F**king Walls!
Trump’s stolen Jeb’s exclamation mark for his TRUMP RBF WALLS! logo.
He’s compared his Mexico RBF Wall! to the Great Wall of China. By stating that the Mexican government will “pay for his RBF Wall!,” Trump’s already started negotiating with Mexico, whether they know it or not. And to build up demand, he’s scared the beejeezus out of everyone he talks to.
Why do you think he wants to deport undocumenteds?
Why do you think he wants to completely halt immigration?
Easy … if you keep ‘em out or get rid of ‘em, you’ll need a TRUMP RBF WALL! to make sure they stay out.
Wherever Trump can successfully foment hostility and stoke fear, something he is both “fantastic” and “tremendous” at, he creates a “really huuuge” market!
A TRUMP RBF WALL! will be waaaaay more prestigious than Trump Towers.
Every Middle Eastern country, tribe and/or sultanate will ask Trump to build a TRUMP RBF WALL!
The EU will probably pay for a TRUMP RBF WALL! to make sure those lazy corrupt Greeks can’t escape their bankrupt country.
Because he “adores women,” he might even ask Sarah Palin, who can see Russia from everywhere, to be the promo-queen for the Bearing Straits TRUMP RBF WALL!
Hungary desperately needed a TRUMP RBF WALL! when Syrian refugees literally walked across borders seeking safety. Hastily erected chain link fences proved to be no substitute.
If we can piss-off the Canadians, what a godsend for a TRUMP RBF WALL!
Hell, maybe even Key West will resurrect their “Conch Republic” cessation movement with a TRUMP RBF WALL! separating the Keys from the mainland.
The man should stick with what he does best … self promotion and construction. He’d make an RBF President … That’s a Really Bad F**king President!