You know what takes real balls? Making a tangible campaign promise. One that can be easily measured by voters.
Herbert Hoover did that in 1928 when he not only promised “a chicken in every pot,” but went on to promise “a car in every garage.”
But … just to prove that the 2016 campaign is like no other and defies prediction, Don the Con has made a very real threat … not a promise … about an alleged outcome if Hillary Clinton’s elected president – even though “SHE’S not qualified to be elected dog catcher:”
And the Con’s “Latino’s for Trump” spokesman, Marco Gutierrez, is spreading the word:
“There will be a Taco Truck on every corner!”
Wait a minute! I don’t know about you, but I don’t see a problem with that unless there’s NOT a Margarita truck on every adjacent corner!
What’s a taco without a Margarita … or at least a solid Mexican beer?
That’s not a rhetorical question.
It’s about breathing life into an inedible unidentifiable protein source, smothered in inedible unidentifiable other things, and topped with a yellowy cheesey substitute … “aqui esta el taco!”
And everyone really knows that Hillary’s Taco Takeover is viewed as an Act of War by many Amer-kans!
It’s a blatant attempt to unseat the hotdog as our #1 greasy meal!
In a desperate effort to gain respect from his Latino “muchachos y muchachas,” Mr. Schlump has also tried to demonstrate just how brown his natural skin is under all that store-bought-orange.
His first appeal? The notorious “Cinco de Mayo lunch” … a Trump Tower Taco Salad! That was a limp lettuce and sour cream bomb!
I think the descriptor was, “una problema muy grande!”
Next he tried to organize a National Hispanic Advisory Council. It’s now losing membership faster than rats abandoning a sinking raft caught between Cuba and Key West.
Now he’s turned to his tried and true tactic. The Big Lie. Lie about what will happen if “SHE” wins the rigged election.
That’s the ticket! A Big Lie scares everyone!
“TACO TRUCKS ON EVERY CORNER!”
We can replace the Illegal Alien Deportation Force with a Taco Truck Tow Force. And, it’s a lot easier to tow Taco Trucks to the police impound than it is to drag screaming Latinos to a bus that’s gonna haul them from Manhattan to Guadalajara.
And it costs less, too.
But, surprise, surprise … Amer-kans love tacos!
Who knows … we may well want “A Taco Truck on every Corner!”
Just sayin …