Now that ‘45 has scuttled the North Korea summit, we at Seriously Absurd international headquarters wonder about the following:
Will the Nobel Peace Prize score card remain at … Trump zero, nada, zilch, a big empty bag of windy threats … Obama one?
Word in DC is that Kim canceled the meeting several days ago … ‘45’s “Dear Kim Letter” is a feeble attempt to save his wrinkly, orange, face-lift-face!
Will Trump Enterprises put the commemorative “non-summit” coin on EBay as a “yuuge” and “biggly” deal? A tasteless grand display in the lobby of the Trump International D.C. would work, too.
‘45 claims that any war in Korea … which is now inevitable … will be paid for by Japan and South Korea … they’ll be billed as soon as he collects from Mexico.
Michael Avenatti displayed a new commemorative profile coin of Trump & Stormy! According to Avenatti, “Finally, the Orange Blob in the White House had a good idea!”
‘45 demands new Nobel category … “Tweet Lit!” Calls for his immediate nomination … and, to close further names for consideration.
Eric and Junior already in talks with Kim for new Trump Towers in Pyongyang. For Trump Deplorables … that’s the capital of North Korea.
Did Trump confuse Kim Jong-un with that “other Kim” … Kim Kardashian?
Trump books golf foursome for June 12th in case Kim wants to reschedule … he’s already booked!
What do we do with the 18 dumbest members of the House who nominated our “Grand Diplomat” to the Nobel committee … who now stand with Nobel Egg all over their collective faces?
Where’s Dennis Rodman, the true “Kim Whisperer,” when we need him? Maybe Rodman should’ve penned that “Dear Kim Letter” … it would’ve been more coherent!
Word in from Norway … there’s a popup street party tonight … wild celebration led by the “Nobel Peacers!” Trump to be burned … unfortunately in effigy.
Without a summit meeting, ‘45 has plenty of time, between golf outings, to meet with Special Counsel, Robert Mueller. Rudy’s ecstatic … eyes bulging and crossing more than ever as he paces and chants, “He’ll sit … He’ll sit … Praise the Lord, he’ll sit!”
But wait … Breaking News from the Looney Tunes North Korean leader!
The Trump-Kim Mega Nuclear love fest may be … could be … sorta possibly be on again. Who knows?
Could the “No Nukes-Yes Nukes” reality show be renewed?
Stay tuned and expect a “You’re Fired!” from either side in the season finale … and hope it doesn’t involve nuclear missiles.
Just sayin’ …