Houston, we have a problem …
Sorry folks, for those of you who were on the edge of your seats waiting for me to make your Sunday … it was a miraculous week throughout the entire universe and in spite of humanity’s best intentions, not a seriously absurd event took place.
Oops … hold on a minute …
“The Donald” decided to act like an adult … at least as much as he can.
Bernie met the Pope a week ago if only because he was stalking the poor Pontiff in the corridor. Actually they did not “meet” … it was more of a bumping into affair.
Unfortunately Bernie had to go back to New York and get skunked by Hillary. The Pope hung out at the Vatican and did “Popey things.”
The Queen turned ninety without any help from the colonies. The Obamas did drop in for tea and wished her a “Happy Birthday” from all of us.
Ah … Prince did in fact die reducing Minnesota’s population of world renown humans to a big fat zero … They can now all turn their attention back to making ice sculptures.
Obama’s alleged Executive Order to have his bust sculpted on the face of Rushmore was once again debunked by Snopes (see Snopes 4/21/16). This rumor started just a few months after he took office in 2008.
Kasich has not and will not drop out of the GOP race. Neither will Cruz. But The Donald still might just to Eff-over the GOP. We should be so lucky.
Of course it was just another ho-hum week in Flori-duh where a cross dressing armed robber wearing a strapless gown held up a business in Hollywood. He left with cash and was last reported headed to a nearby Target to use the bathroom. Fortunately for Target it was after 9 PM.
Speaking of Florida and gender news, an actor in Delray Beach has changed his name to “Bruce Jenner.” According to him, he wants “to preserve the heterosexual roots of Jenner’s original name.” Our apologies go out to Caitlyn Jenner.
In Kentucky, a cubit-by-cubit replica of Noah’s Ark is on schedule to be completed when the “Ark Park” opens in Williamstown July 7th. Rumors abound that visitors will be admitted only two-by-two … and that Kim Davis will vacate her clerkship and take over as Operations Manager at the park.
Lassie came home, finally … only to find Timmy deader than a door nail.
Wow … Maybe I was wrong … there just seems to be no end to shit you can make up or find out about “on the line.”