Just got back from Publix … with my stash for my Super Debate #1 Bash!
Been mentally prepping for weeks. Lots of suspense … who’s gonna grab the Super Debate #1 ring?
On the kitchen counter I sort my stash into my basic food groups: Alcohol … beer, wine (for my wife) and vodka. Citrus … lemon and lime. Orange colored cheesy stuff … Doritos Cheese Nachos and Cheetos. Ice. Got eats covered.
But people, specifically Trumpsters, are saying there’s something just not quite right about this debate.
Of course, Don the Con’s already whined that the moderator’s a “set up.” The Con says he’s ready to have a serious discussion of the issues … like whether Hillary’s “sleeping her way to success.”
So what’s the deal with holding Super Debate #1 at Hofstra University … a school that dropped football in 2009 and just resurrected its debate team in 2016?
Plus, this is the third … get it … third presidential debate that’s been held at Hofstra. Obama vs McCaine … Obama vs Romney and now Clinton vs Trump.
Over 2500 colleges and universities in the country and we have held three debates at Hofstra?
Could Trump be right? Is the system rigged?
The run-up to this debate rivals promo for the Stupor Bowl.
TV ads are dead ringers for sports spots … harsh raspy voices barking hyperbolized adjectives at the listener. Lights flashing. Music drumming. It’s “Countdown to Super Debate #1!”
Combatants’ photos reveal their most ferocious expressions.
Questions raised? Which Donald incarnation will show up? Will it be the “Tele-prompter-Barbie-like-quasi-Presidential Don?” Or, the radioactive pulsating Donald?
Will Hillary attack trying to “get under Trump’s day-glow orange skin?” Will she wear a dress and try to totally throw him off his game?
Just like the Stupor Bowl, we get daily reports about debate prep. Who will play Trump for Hillary? Godzilla?
Will Trump even prepare for the debates? Does watching reruns of “The Apprentice” count?
The bottom line … Super Debate #1 will be the most watched presidential debate.
It’ll reveal almost nothing about the candidates and their policies.
God bless Hillary … she’ll take the most simple recipe and turn it into an elaborate description for a seven course meal.
And Donald … well, he’ll just be The Donald, tell us nothing of substance and Fact Checkers will spend the next three days wondering what he said.
The most fun? Watching post-debate analyses as the Fundits work themselves into lathered frenzies blathering about who won.
Just sayin’ …