I don’t know about you, but I’m exhausted from the Trump this, that and everything. If there is a Media Hog God in this world, please let her rise up, hit the delete key and get rid of the monster that’s been created.
Don “The Con” hasn’t even been sworn in and he’s worn me out. I can’t believe we’re gonna face this for four years.
Lord have mercy on us soulless beings. We musta been real bad to deserve this.
I don’t care about what T-Rump’s hair will do during the inauguration … Vegas odds are 5-3 that it will stay on.
I don’t care if Ivanka sells Melania’s inauguration dress for a bazillion dollars after she’s worn it to the I-Balls.
I don’t even care if Trump name’s his entire family to his Cabinet, staff, lawn care and fence patrol duty for the White House.
I’ve decided that I’m gonna focus on “Thanks Giving” … the holiday that pits family-member-against-family-member for one extended horrendous weekend.
Topping my “Thanks For” list is the announcement that Duck Dynasty’s over – kaput – zippered up for reruns after this season. Over exposure … or maybe their audience belatedly realized that the entire show was a hoax. Just like someone’s campaign.
I’m thankful I’m not eating turkey at home this year. Yes … someone invited me (actually my wife, Mari … and I get to tag along) to their house. I’ve already promised Mari that I will shower, shave and practice the “Thumper Rule” … If I can’t say something nice I won’t say anything at all. Yeah, right.
I’m incredibly thankful that McDonald’s isn’t replacing its entire staff with foodservice bots. In fact, they’re instituting table service … with real people. Now, if they would institute real food for the real people to bring to the table, I’d truly be thankful. I won’t eat there … I’ll just be thankful.
I’m also incredibly thankful that I was not on the Evite list for a Tennessee toddler’s birthday party this past Thursday evening … one dead adult (the toddler’s mother) and 6 others wounded including a 6 year old. The shooter clearly was not on the Evite list and was pissed about that. To quote the Mayor, “The event that occurred last night in our community is not a typical occurrence in our community.” Thank the gods for that.
Well, I think that’s enough “Thank-Fullness” for me. I hope all of you have a thanksfilledthanksfull day and can “fuhged about” T-Rump … at least for the day.
Just sayin’ …