I dunno about you, but there are few things in my life I’d redo.
That doesn’t mean that I’ve been that good … it just means that my mistakes didn’t occur where there were lawyers or cops around.
But then I read in The Huffington Post that you can “dream your own wedding” and that caught my attention.
We’re not talking about the trite “Let’s get married in the park, back yard or vacant lot” kinda venue! They’re all passé … mundane even. Been there done that.
Let’s see … if I wanted to retie the matrimonial knot with my bride, what’s out there for me?
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Now when you want to connect-the-dot with your bride, you can connect at “The Bell.”
For $600 they’ll plan your wedding … including Doritos Tacos Locos, Chalupas, cheesy Gordita Crunches, and a deluxe Cinnabon wedding cake! Hmm, “Yummy in my Tummy!”
To paraphrase a recent Taco Bell bride and groom:
“…. We’ll be talking about our wedding long after your church wedding for a hundred grand is a dim memory! Take that to the bank!”
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Other fast food chains – here and abroad – are offering “wedding packages” for couples who want to get hitched, have some fun and keep their cash in their bank accounts.
McDonalds offers several matrimonial packages … but so far only in Hong Kong.
I you make that trip for your trip down Mickey D’s plastic-nuptial-aisle, just be sure the fries are hot … nothing ruins a wedding like greasy cold French Fries. And you’ll enjoy a delicious 3-tier “Double Apple Pie Box Cake” for your wedding cake!
If you’re into pizza, check out D.C.’s &Pizza chain for their “Pi Day Las Vegas Chapel” wedding package.
For my non-nerd friends, that’s Pi Day as in 3.14 … as in 3/14 meaning March 14th … get it?
Don’t forget Pizza Hut … they’ll hold your Pre-wedding Engagement Party for a mere $10,010, which includes a red ruby ring … the extra ten buck’s for your personal Pizza Hut Dinner Box for two!
Go ahead … Pop the question at Pizza Hut and then hit “The Bell” to tie the knot!
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If you’re really adventurous, there’s still one HoJo’s open in the USA … Lake George, New York.
Remember the fried Clams and 28 flavors of ice cream? Check with the owners … I bet they’d love to package a ceremony for you.
You could be among the last to get married under an “Orange Roof” that truly “Made America Great!”
Just sayin’ …