Don’t know about you, but I’m having real trouble keeping up with that moron who has taken up residence in our White House.
I started three hilarious blogs this week that crashed and burned … all because the dumb f**ker had to retract what he said, did, or lied about.
I think we’re in a rapid cycling manic mode where he changes the news before we at Seriously Absurd can make fun of it.
But just so you won’t lose faith in me … I’ve come up with my latest in cocktail creations … “The C-19 UV Disinfectant Mind Blower.”
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It’s made from common household ingredients … mainly because I don’t know of a single household that doesn’t have vodka in it!
You will need to add your own personal UV lamp as a part of your bar accessories. Surprisingly, they’re very easy to attain … even Wayfair has ‘em.
Choose from 109,000,000 offerings in .64 seconds thanks to the “Magic of Dr. Google.”
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For best results you’ll need …
Yuuge etched Trump Profile glass
Biggly Red-White & Blue USA Stainless Steel Shaker
New-to-the-market Presidential Seal Anti-viral Disinfectant … choose from lemon/lime, strawberry or Concord grape flavor … 2 ounces
2020 Trump Keep America Great 80 proof made in China potato vodka … 3 ounces
Juice from ½ lime … drop crushed lime in glass
Top with a splash of Trump Kosher Seltzer imported from Bebe’s Beverages, Israel
Place glass with all ingredients under UV light for at least 15 minutes
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Add crushed ice … and shake thoroughly … pour into your Trump Profile glass … serve with a Trump MAGA straw.
If you live to talk about it … call me.
Just sayin’ …
You first. I’ll just stick to having tee-many-martoonies at happy hour and hope that when I wake up both Trump and COVID-19 are long gone.
Job security, Richard. You have endless material…
my plan for today: shoot some bleach, get a. mani/pedi, then go to the beach. i’m sure that will. be safe. .anyway, there are more important things than living!
i ‘m not going to post my comment again–have tried twice already and i would hate to see three identical!
Wait, who is feeding #45 the insider info on your blog-in-progress work? With all the quarantined folks flocking to Overlook Drive and Lake Gertrude, could someone be snooping while you’re dog-walking, or maybe your four-footed companion is filling an off-shore dog-treat account with illicit biscuits?
Laughing at the seriously absurd nature of the presidents nature in this safe environment sure beats cry in’ the blues.
😜
Cheers!