We all know that Trump L-O-V-E-S to put his name on virtually everything that doesn’t move … and on some things that do.
But there are some seriously absurd “Trumphernalia” we’ve found that we could NOT believe and we just had to share them with you.
So here are some of our faves …
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“The Jesse James Collection – 45’s for the 45th” … stainless steel, hand tooled engraved with Trumphernalia … 24 karat gold plating and wood inlay from one of George Washington’s original chestnut trees.
James … a Celebrity Apprentice Reality Star was quoted … “I hope he uses it as a negotiation tool … you know, just casually pull it out and lay it on the desk, ‘Have you seen my Jesse James pistol?’”
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“The Donald Trump blow up sex doll” … created by Syrian-born artist Saint Hoax in response to Trump’s threat to deport all Syrian refugees coming to the US.
According to Saint Hoax … proceeds from his Donald Trump Sex Doll will be used for emergency relief for Syrian refugees stranded throughout the world.
BTW … it’s life size … complete with itty-bitty appendages … and like him it’s cheap … at only $39.
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Presidential Commemorative Medals … in sheer numbers, Trump has made a mockery of Presidential Medals for sale through the White House Gift Shop.
Like the raving narcissist he is, he’s prone to commemorate all his acts … even each time he takes a dump!
One of the recent Com-Medals offered depicts the Trump impeachment trial … though it prominently emphasizes the words “Acquitted” and “Exonerated.”
Prospective buyers are urged to … “Commemorate the acquittal of President Donald Trump from all impeachment charges with this blazing medal of gleaming silver.”
After you’ve puked your breakfast … you might want to use your Master Card to purchase his latest Com-Medal … issued just a few days ago extolling Trump’s latest political win … his victory over Coronovirus!
This medal absurdly celebrates Trump’s “heroic victorious efforts to fight coronovirus” … which still numbers 30,000 +/- new cases daily and kills approximately 2,000 US souls every day.
I can hear him now shouting Mussolini-like from the White House balcony … “Cheer up … we got ‘em right where we want ‘em!
“Are you tired of winning yet?”
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Just sayin’ …
Yes, we are tired of “Winning”, but we are NOT defeated.
Okay, so I thought you were just being more seriously absurd than usual. But it turns out all these items are for real. God help us.
Keep up the good work Richard! Hopefully his mishandling of this pandemic will hurt him enough to lose in November!