The Winner: “There’s room in his heart …”

I’ve been searching for thoughts to magically appear … probably almost as hard as What’s-his-name’s been hoping for Corona Virus to disappear.

Thoughts that would allow me to “sail” out of the doldrums of our political malaise … like that 151 foot super-yacht that Trump’s pal Steve Bannon was pulled from.

Thoughts that would give me hope for 2020 … hope that I wasn’t gonna endorse a guy who would suffer the Irish Dream of “almost making it to the top” after 50 years in public service.

So I watched the DNC Convention and after Joe’s closing remarks where he leaned in and gave Trump the “stink eye,” I felt good that My Main Man Joe was ready to win the Septuagenarian Battle of the Century for the White House.

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When you’re looking for change that reaches from top to bottom … from gaudy-gold to tasteful-decency … sometimes you look so hard that your eyes and your brain play tricks on you.

Like we did in 2016.

But that was then … and we learned from that debacle …  “Beware of what you vote into office … you just might get what you voted for!”

This time we don’t hear folks saying … “I think I’ll give him a chance” … “He’ll grow into the job” … “He’s a business man” … “Look at all the money he’s made” … “I’m tired of all the lies coming from Washington” … “He’ll drain the swamp.”

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The RNC tried to “Out-Biden” Biden.  They wanted to beat the Dem’s “Brady Bunch” moment when one-by-one, Biden opponents came together for a “We-Love-Joe” segment.

The RNC forgot poor little victim Trumpie Boy had a built in problem with his “Love-in” … namely: “Who ya gonna call?”

Steve Bannon was eliminated when his fat ass was hauled to jail … ironically by Postal Police for mail fraud.

The gun totin’ lovin’ couple from the St. Louis Burbs … Mark & Patty McCloskey … now charged with several gun related felonies … carried Trump’s “fear torch” as if they were proudly bearing the Olympic Flame!

Rather than listen to endorsements from elected Trump Stooges … the GOP shoulda’ scooped late night WalMart shoppers to collect true Trumpers espousing their love for their TV hero.

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But no one … not another soul … could match Joe Biden’s first endorser!  Jacquelyn Asbie … the elevator security woman who told us after nominating Joe:

“Joe Biden has room in his heart for more than just himself.”

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Just sayin’ …

11 thoughts on “The Winner: “There’s room in his heart …”

  1. I dunno, Richard: I want EVIDENCE-BASED MEDICAL PROOF that the Orange One actually has a heart. We all know he’s a big proponent of Joseph Goebbels’ “Big Lie” propaganda theories, but having an actual, beating heart is something else entirely. I mean, I know Trump has minions – they’ve already stolen two “Biden 2020” yard signs from my lawn – but a heart? I doubt it.

    • Hey, TL … Thanks for reading … If Trump has “Minions” he’d better have that vaccine ready by election time … suffering from Minions is horrible, terrible and deplorable … I think he finally has something to whine about and a real reason to want out of the debates! Minions causes loss of hair, wilted pecker syndrome, black and tarry stools.

      Minions … even the Anti-Vaxers line up for those shots! Wow … Minions!

    • Hi Lee … Thanks for reading … you couldn’t get a better contrast in approaches to governing our country that the two back-to-back conventions. I still find it astounding that there are people who actually believe Trump is the better choice …

      Glad I could start your day off better than sour milk!

  2. You didn’t have to tell me: I’m supporting Joe Biden.
    If you want a peaceful nation, elect a peacemaker–one who will stand up against hate and fear.

    • Hi Marian … Thanks for reading and commenting … I think the contrast between the two visits (Biden/Trump) to Kenosha, WI clearly demonstrates who promotes peace and who stokes hate & fear.

      I appreciate your support …

    • Hi Lynn … thanks for reading and commenting … someone spray painted the Trump signs in our “hood.” So I think the Visigoths, Huns & Vandals of the Middle Ages are back out in our streets.

      At least the signs are free!

      Don’t forget to donate bags of canned soup to the Democratic Headquarters … they need more ammo for the street thugs and criminals in our party … LOL

  3. “Who ya gonna call” – Exactly!

    If only he’d had more kids … ewww! Of course, that would mean there would have to be more wives … also ewww!

    • Hi Mike … Thanks for reading and commenting …

      We’re talking about Trump here … more kids does not necessarily equal more wives … early on Stormy commented that he told her he never “uses protection.” There could be several Trump Bastards running around the country … not just the one in the Offal Office!

      Think about that!

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